A is for Alfred, who Angled at Ayr,
B is for Bernard, who Baited a Bear,
C is for Clara, who Came with her Chum
D is for Donald, who Danced on his Drum,
E is for Eve, who Encountered an Eel,
F is for Fanny, who Fashioned a Frill,
G is for George, who has Gone to the Glen,
H is for Harold, who Hustled the Hen,
I is for Irene, who Intends to use Ink,
J is for Joseph, who Jumped a high Jink,
K is for Kenneth, who Kept a large Kite
L is for Lawrence, who Laughed at the Light
M is for Malcolm, who Marched to the Mine
N is for Norman, of Newts he caught Nine,
O is for Oswald, who an Owl did Observe,
P is for Peggy, with a Pot of Preserve,
Q is for Quentin, who Questioned a Quail,
R is for Robert, who Rests on a Rail,
S is for Susan, whose Steed lost a Shoe
T is for Thomas, who Tried to Tattoo,
U is for Ursula, who Upset an Urn,