Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief,
Taffy came to my house and stole a piece of beef;
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not at home;
Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow bone;
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was not in;
Taffy came to my house and stole a silver pin;
I went to Taffy’s house, Taffy was in bed;
I took up a poker and flung it at his head.