She has been longing to be loved for the longest,
Just expecting a man to provide her with the strongest
Passion that any man could shower a lady with,
But before you were long gone you made me a myth.
So, Mister Trapstar,
Now, I’m back again…
She explained to me how much she needed to touch
By taking my [...]

Oh how i love your cold embrace,
And how it feels when you splash my face,
i enjoy the feeling that i get,
when i get all cold and wet,
I always wonder if you love me too,
But your love for me is probably true ,
Because you made that girl’s shirt see-through.
This poem was written/submitted by Nate Strube.

Women
Why do women confuse us.
Why do they try to get in are heads.
Why are some more honest then others.
Why do they lie to us. Is their a purpose
To why they do these things to us.
Do [...]

Mr Bee,Mr Bee,
please come back and cuddle me,
don’t go yet,I want a kiss,
silky,fluffy on my lips.
all I need’s a little love,
just a fuzzy wuzzy hug.
I’m a fan,I have no issues,
I want to snuggle up,not squish you!
I’m getting puffed(stay in one place)
(I like your top,you’ve got good taste.)
“bloody hell!”don’t play so hard to get.
wait,and let [...]

Had some trouble with my head,
the psychiatrist said.
It’s no bloody use,you asking me?
I’m as nuts as you,you see.
then we had a little chat,
she told me all about her cat,
what they disgussed,when they’re alone,
apparently he could use the phone?
as I was sat puzzling,
the telephone began to ring,
“here”she said”it’s for you”
but all the cat said was”mew!mew!mew!”
“stupid cat”
“you [...]

A time machine could be useful
I can undo my mistakes,there’s lots
go to school when I’m told to
not scratch my chicken pox
brush my teeth much better
eat all the right food
do my flamin’homework
wear sensible shoes
see the branch I tripped over
not set the house on fire
or stroke the dog that bit me?
marry a cheating liar
too many to mention
[...]

My weekly treat,might not seem much?
I look foreward to it even so
A scratch card,costing one whole quid
they’ll make me rich one day,you know.
excitement bubbles on the way home
wont rush the moment,no way
grab a coffee,and my lucky penny
mouth dry ,calm down,you’re okay
wait?oh…buggar!it’s only a pound
that’ll pay for my card next week
for a couple of hours,in my [...]

When I entered ODC after travelling miles
My heart gives me a wonderful smile.
I feel proud to be in such a big Company
With clients from U.S, Japan and Germany
Seniors told me, u will enjoy a lot
But only if you learn to frame good political plot
But when I met with ODC reality
For the first time in life, [...]

this question sometime arises?
which mechanical hero floats your boat?
a few say the transformers,
robocop’s a popular bloke.
daleks,yes they’re creepy,
mamby pamby “Robby”,from “Lost in space”
but Ed 209 must be the all out winner,
nothing can fill that space.
creeking,lumbering, awesome,
mean and moody,gun barrelled chest,
takes no crap, or no prisoners.
Ed 209 is the best.
voice deep and mysterious, daunting threatening bulk [...]

I woke up one morning,
my neck was a bit sore
looked in the mirror
appauled with what I saw
some one or thing had bitten me
and it didn’t look nice
and by the looks of it
the sod had bitten me twice
decided to keep the blinds closed
the sun really hurt my head
so ,chose to stay at home that day
go on [...]