One day my boss, Miss Ross came up to me and said “Lizzy, are you busy?” and I said “No, just dizzy.”
“Well take a pill” said my boss, Miss Ross.
“No, I will not take a pill, my body it will chill and my stomach it will fill”
“But the pain it will kill” said my boss [...]

I opened up a fortune cookie
and read it to my surprise
it told me not to fall for the game
that are played by all the guys.
I threw it in the trash
and ignored its stupid message
cause guys are unavoidable
and so are all their messes.
This poem was written/submitted by Jocelyn Feliciano.

Oh my God the baby’s arrived,
Of sleep you will soon be deprived.
Screaming and wailing, and the smell,
very soon you will not feel well.
If this is not what you want to hear,
in 18 years you will have a cheer.
When your baby leaves your work is done,
and you life can return to fun.
This poem was written/submitted by [...]

There once was a man named Bob
Who liked to sell corn on the cob
One Day he took a break
But then he lost his job
This poem was written/submitted by Caitlin.

I drove my car
down the tar
to the bar
I walking in
put my car in the bin
As i sat down
i looked outside to the town
I saw in the bar
A lot of sheep
The sheep went baa
and high in the air i’d leap
Poor Mr Sar
The sheep drove him crazy
Though he was lazy.
As the sheep went BAA BAA
I went LAA [...]

I dont know who he is.
but they know him as AGENT 47.
black suit.
blood red tie.
And two huge guns.
if you walked past him would you know he was an agent.
probably not.
but if he had the guns in his hand.
i would ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!
im not coming bacccckkkkkk!
This poem was written/submitted by kelly neuendorf.

Night all round.
Knights in battle.
Fighting with a rattle.
And mooing cattle.
Black and white battle.
Winner Sir Black Fattle.
Night all round.
Knight riding his cattle.
Sir Black Fattle won the battle.
Sir White Fattle lost the battle.
Each knight got Castle Mattle or Crocodile River Sattle.
Night all round.
Knight battle has finished.
Sir Black Fattle won Castle Mattle.
And Sir White Fattle won Crocodile River [...]

Once upon a time, there was a male quite fair,
He wore outlandish clothes and had strangely dyed hair.
Upon returning home, he found great disaster,
A wound previously opened, needed a new plaster.
A trip to the hospital was required at once,
The doctors stated, thats not a wound, you ponce.
Walking back to the car, he tripped and fell,
Thought [...]

sing me a funny song.
sing witty pretty.
sing toy boy
sing mellow yellow
the funny song goes a long way.
it sounds funny to make you laugh.
the lyrics are hopeless.
you can feel the song.
the funny song turn me into superman.
the funny song gets more funny.
do you call it laughing gas?
This poem was written/submitted by greg long.

Hark now,the Devil cries;
Hark now, the angles sing;
Hark now, i call to you;
Bring me back some buttered buns!
This poem was written/submitted by tyler deaver.