Standing waiting for my bus,
my body shivers,my nose is glowing,
ears stinging like a buggar,
and great!,it’s started snowing.
“come on bus,don’t be late please”
I’m frozen to the bone,
I might cry in a minute.
I just want to go home.
the wind is being resourceful,
treats me with icey blasts,
reaching places I’d forgot about,
especially my ass.
stamping feet,rubbing my arms,
nose drips,I’m not [...]
Funny Poems, Poetry - Page 2
Waiting For The Bus

0Remember This

0Blew you kisses,we laughed,we danced,
tried to give our love a chance.
walks in the park,holding hands,
talked ’till dawn,made romantic plans,
long ,late night calls lasted for hours,
you gave me my favourite flowers.
how wonderful those days where,
gazed at each other,you stroked my hair.
yes those days,have left me fine memories.
I craved your love I aimed to please.
I prepared [...]
Mr Gingerbread Man(deceased)

0Mr gingerbread man,why so sad?
is it because I’m about to devour your head?
turn that frown into a smile,
I’ll let you keep it for a while.
there’s nothing like a tasty limb,
so, I think that’s where I’ll begin?
mmm…Chocolatey buttons,one by one,
before you know it they’re all gone!
now it’s time for your cute tummy,
crunchy,spicey,sweet and yummy.
now you’ve only [...]
Come Back Bee

0Come back bumble bee,
I only want a kiss.
I know you’ll be all silky soft,
and fuzzy on my lips.
round ball of stripey fluff,
please come back,I want a hug,
wont squash or squish you,
It’s a cuddle that I’d love.
chasing you around the garden.
is getting me dizzy,
I’m out of breath now,
and all hot and sweaty.
Okay I get the [...]
Unforgiven

0I washed your socks ,even your pants,
so wanted to give our love a chance,
faithful,pure and oh so true,
this was my dearest love for you.
breakfasts in bed,rose in your lunch,
then you went and sat on my “monster munch”
This poem was written/submitted by lynne hannah cannon.
Gingerbread Man(deceased)

0Gingerbread man why look so sad?
Is it because I’m about to devour your head?
There’s nothing like a tasty limb ,
I think that’s where I’ll begin.
Turn that frown into a smile,
I’ll let you keep that for a while.
Mmm…buttons,shiney one by one,
What do you know they’re all gone!
No ginger pants?it’s a good job,
’cause now we’d see your [...]
It’s Snowing!

0It’s snowing!it’s snowing!everywhere is white .
It must have snowed loads while I slept last night?
Quick!where are my wellies,my coat and my hat?
Oh,and my big scarf I can’t forget that.
Outside huge snowflakes are still floating down,
I try to catch them before they reach the ground.
stick out my tongue, one settles it’s cold.
It doesn’t taste of anything [...]
Happy Christmas!

0I was gullable when I was three years old,
believed everthing that I was told.
My older sister,she was five,
so I thought her old and wise.
One evening she burst into my room excited,
“Do you know what tonight is?”
Shrugging,sleepy tired and yawning,
She yelled”tomorrow is Christmas morning!”
I screeched shrilly and did a dance,
And confess I almost wet my pants.
“Quick [...]
Don’t Go Into The Basement

0Why don’t they ever learn?
To stay put and stay alive,
when nasty things lurk,
It’s not a good idea,wont they realise?
Don’t go into the basement fool,
there’s a bad man down there.
stay in the house where it’s safe,
he could be anywhere?
ignore the spooky noises,
“no don’t”investigate,
hide under the bed you idiot,
before it’s too late.
call the police,be stealthful,
stay silent,in one [...]
Oh I Wish I Was Your Cat

0Oh ,I wish I was your cat,
curled up cosy on your lap.
I’d stretch and contently purr…
lick my sleek,smooth ,silky fur.
Rub my face along your cheek,
relish every moment at your feet.
When It’s time to put me out for the night.
I wont go without a fight.
With cunning stealth I’ll slyly creep,
to lay beside you as you sleep.
I’ll [...]
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