Tranquilize and tranquility,
are two different words.
They’ll always be different,
no matter how they’re heard!
I had to learn the hard way..
the second part was good.
But the first part stung like hell,
and made me knock on wood!
This poem was written/submitted by Nathan Karczewski.

You flew so high now so low,
look at you,wow! out shoveling snow.
you shed a tear and begged for the new year,
you take a step out of reality look to the past,
wondering what happened to all of your cash,
they repoed your house,
they repoed your car,
left you with nothing but change for the bar,
once so great now [...]

I got a hunky chunky
Just like my hunky Monkey
he smell so funky unky.
He think I am cutey utey
like my tutti frutti,
he think I’m sweety eety
like yellow tweety eety.
This poem was written/submitted by P.O.E.M Girl.

Ladel has yet to get a break from life itself.
He’s married low paying job(Jack in the Box).
He has two kids one boy and girl; with a beautiful wife(Sharma).
The economy is in a bit of a crusis here thanks to congress, he’s been in college 4 his masters degree his major was business.
He waited for his [...]

Grievous expectations
From an era of grievous relations
To the places I once thought were the devil’s creations
Made to torture children
Ruin their sunday mornings and sleep
Tuesday or Wednesday afternoons
Causing children to weep
A cruel hell school
Hebrew school
6 and a half years
Was spent in this hell
Waking up so early on Sundays
I wanted to yell
And straight from school on [...]

Oh my god it’s almost time,
I have to be there half past nine.
Jump in the shower,
head for the door,
look at the clock…it’s only four!
This poem was written/submitted by Jenna Woodman.

One day my boss, Miss Ross came up to me and said “Lizzy, are you busy?” and I said “No, just dizzy.”
“Well take a pill” said my boss, Miss Ross.
“No, I will not take a pill, my body it will chill and my stomach it will fill”
“But the pain it will kill” said my boss [...]

I opened up a fortune cookie
and read it to my surprise
it told me not to fall for the game
that are played by all the guys.
I threw it in the trash
and ignored its stupid message
cause guys are unavoidable
and so are all their messes.
This poem was written/submitted by Jocelyn Feliciano.

Oh my God the baby’s arrived,
Of sleep you will soon be deprived.
Screaming and wailing, and the smell,
very soon you will not feel well.
If this is not what you want to hear,
in 18 years you will have a cheer.
When your baby leaves your work is done,
and you life can return to fun.
This poem was written/submitted by [...]

There once was a man named Bob
Who liked to sell corn on the cob
One Day he took a break
But then he lost his job
This poem was written/submitted by Caitlin.