Oh my God the baby’s arrived, Of sleep you will soon be deprived. Screaming and wailing, and the smell, very soon you will not feel well. If this is not what you want to hear, in 18 years you will have a cheer. When your baby leaves your work is done, and you life can [...]

There once was a man named Bob Who liked to sell corn on the cob One Day he took a break But then he lost his job This poem was written/submitted by Caitlin.

I drove my car down the tar to the bar I walking in put my car in the bin As i sat down i looked outside to the town I saw in the bar A lot of sheep The sheep went baa and high in the air i’d leap Poor Mr Sar The sheep drove [...]

I dont know who he is. but they know him as AGENT 47. black suit. blood red tie. And two huge guns. if you walked past him would you know he was an agent. probably not. but if he had the guns in his hand. i would ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn! im not coming bacccckkkkkk! This poem was [...]

Night all round. Knights in battle. Fighting with a rattle. And mooing cattle. Black and white battle. Winner Sir Black Fattle. Night all round. Knight riding his cattle. Sir Black Fattle won the battle. Sir White Fattle lost the battle. Each knight got Castle Mattle or Crocodile River Sattle. Night all round. Knight battle has [...]

Once upon a time, there was a male quite fair, He wore outlandish clothes and had strangely dyed hair. Upon returning home, he found great disaster, A wound previously opened, needed a new plaster. A trip to the hospital was required at once, The doctors stated, thats not a wound, you ponce. Walking back to [...]

sing me a funny song. sing witty pretty. sing toy boy sing mellow yellow the funny song goes a long way. it sounds funny to make you laugh. the lyrics are hopeless. you can feel the song. the funny song turn me into superman. the funny song gets more funny. do you call it laughing [...]

Hark now,the Devil cries; Hark now, the angles sing; Hark now, i call to you; Bring me back some buttered buns! This poem was written/submitted by tyler deaver.

Fun for me is being with you. In every little thing you do; Nice simple jokes we share; Good memories are everywhere. Every time you’re near, laughter is in the air. Remembering you always for being a JOKER… This poem was written/submitted by Juneah Landicho.

Sweet smile of yours is what I like, Often times I’ve told you, it’s not a lie. No one could ever make me happy, In my heart you will always be- Coz you’re cute just like my puppy… This poem was written/submitted by Juneah Landicho.